Music lover, fashion girl. What I lack in social skills I make up with wit. Also, I'm fat. I'm talking size 16/18 - please don't message to say I look smaller, it's called good angles and I will just ignore it. Not a fan of cock shots, unsolicited erotic fiction and bad grammar. I do like assertive people and even more those who can hold a conversation. Not looking for...
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Come say hello I don't bite. well maybe I do..
Would love to meet someone nice.
Just some things I don't do before you get in touch I don't do hotels, won't meet you after chatting for 5 minutes, I don't do one nite stands and I am not into couples, swingers parties, orgies or dogging or rimming a big Ewwwwwwwww to that one!!!!! I am not a slag or...
I'm a bit of a rock chick - into classic rock and metal - love motorbikes. I might be a bit crinkly around the edges but am still young at heart.
I am recently divorced after my husband decided to trade me in for a new model (in fact he has turned into a dirty old man).
Looks are not as important to me as a good personality. I like...
heres me in a nutshell, i thought id give you a list of words of what describe me or what im like and you can derive you own conclusion as to the type of lady i am. sexy, fun, discreet, willing, able, gorgeous, erotic, playful, horny, a minx, bbw, bubble butt, bigger than most but hotter than all. 29, dark skinned, mix origin, london, can accom, looking for attached, regualar...
Ok a little bit about what I'm looking for. I'm a gym regular who like to keep in shape and take care of myself. My body's a temple and I'm looking for somebody to worship at it. I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action with a hot guy is how I like to spend my spare time.
Let's meet, have a drink and see where...
I am a simple down to earth and hard working lady .My hobbies are,smiling, swimming, dancing ,listening to music , travelling ,going out for meals and having a laugh.I am not quite into TV or films but can be sweet talked into watching by the right company. I am well educated and enjoy mature and decent and intelligent conversations. I am interested in men only, particularly one who wants genuine...
A Dom who loves to fuck and have her slaves fuck her to please her... Loves taking large cock in every way.... come and chat and make me cum and I may give your cock a go if it pleases mistress I promise to be dirty and fun you'll love wanking for me till your begging to fuck me for real and eat my wet dripping pussy
I've been called fun,ugly,sexy,weird,eccentric,positive, cute , kind, loving, a zombie, a tease a, mad, imtelligenrt, I've been called sick too not sure if they meant it in street talk as sick good or sick bad but I will take whatever and I've been called more but i will let you be the judge if i fit into any of those categories. Im batty about my knitted bats and take them...